Oddly enough this quintessential encapsulation of female post breakup emancipation is listened to exclusively by male homosexuals.
So a good thing then that when off duty drag queen Daniel (Diamond) wandered into the SGWB he found this on the duke box, and then headed to the bar where he proceeded to get absolutely hammered on vodka tonics.
The cause of his distress? Steve, a married parking inspector he had been hooking up with. He gave Daniel a ticket, and Daniel gave him his heart...plus lashings of clandestine rumpy-pumpy behind various public monuments throughout the city.
And thought things were getting serious when Steve was eventually coerced into having dinner at his apartment, an event Daniel prepared for lavishly with Duck a l' orange, expensive French wine, and enough candles to illuminate a cathedral. But got so drunk waiting for him to arrive that when he eventually did he threw the duck at him and tried to stab him with the broken neck of a bottle.
But the straw that broke the camel's back was when Steve, faced with the choice of going on holiday with his family to Florida, or flying with Daniel to Sydney to see Danni Minogue, chose the former. Thus ending the greatest love story never told.
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